Chump Line 11/13/08

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So this CEO of Chrysler. Dick by the way did you -- did they were the talking about this 2825. Billion will be. The only time it took us off that topic for bailouts they will get back with -- Barney Frank supposedly working on this 25 billion dollar bailout. GM is now saying they personally there of their company. That that one corporation -- 22 billion. That doesn't leave too much for Chrysler Ford doesn't.

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we run what is good about parting question there is nobody on Capitol Hill who knows more than Barney franks about banning. Yeah you think.

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