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There was a story of in the in Orlando Florida today they arrested some guy they found him. Lingering over a disabled list -- holding a he achieved the disabled pumps. We're asking where does the Pope come from but he also had a an 800 pound. That excuse me an 800 gallon tank in the back of his truck that he was -- terribly filling up with stolen gas dumb ass. By the way I'm going to New Hampshire is a seven on Friday. Officer Marxist so that you don't submit to submit temptation all major New Hampshire gas stations have been faxed a copy of your mug shot. With instructions and -- you if you linger too long at a disabled cast there. We're also taking a lobster -- system make sure you know try to do Europeans with sub zero stations. That was another story there restaurant -- work one on Sunday night court at junior's restaurant. He he had his he had stuffed full frozen lobster that's what I was trying to make his way out that door and I guess his -- attracted some suspicion among his coworkers that day. They did what mayor bubbles Menino would always advise them to go call 911.

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Dominic was the caller who said that Jimmy Carter was actually the last conservative president of the United States.

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Rookie Josh was talking about Iowa I'd be for McCain just because he wanted to war give tax breaks to millionaires. This is from this is from the campaign spot a national -- online. This is Jim Garrity. A couple of days ago I added the numbers on Obama's tax proposals in the back of the envelope manner and concluded that quote we're really looking at a top tax rate of 53 point 45% to 54 point 9% for club owners. Birders if you account intruded into the complications of the tax code might make it tough to make -- precise percentage like that. But they've they've come to a guys that tax policy center of come to a similar conclusion. Combine Obama's Social Security tax proposal with a top income tax rate of 39 point 6% the phase out of itemized deductions which Obama would like to revive him which amounts to an implicit one point 2% surtax. -- state income taxes which typically run around 6%. And the total tax on the labor. Under Obama would be close to 60%. And high tax states like California New York and I dare say Massachusetts and Maine and Vermont and Connecticut. That's how -- would be even higher. Such high rates would provide an enormous incentive to hide income from the IRS or make earnings look like capital gains which Obama would continue to -- for a lower tax rates -- other income. Or business or office. Note that Paul Krugman is wondering why Obama's proposal hasn't gotten more attention as it would quote. Bush tax rates on some high income Americans back from levels of the 1970s on what. That's Paul Krugman saying -- In the New York Times a big liberal.

And I want to you know -- like Barack Obama back bag. Yeah exactly.

Why are pretty mark. The -- the -- I think we have a successor to the coveted mumble. Now -- know how you.

David is this guy is commenting on something he hasn't seen it that's what it's it's the heat -- There as -- Maxwell yes. I don't know I'm opposite nowhere here that take apartment and what yeah. We're we're Carolina guys you know he went -- can you go to Chapel Hill with the Charlotte good. -- with Carolyn that's his nickname I did not know what value -- First you don't want me to say that the name but the march that -- I'm. The guys that have been named them -- didn't -- you know thanks XY and without -- problem Brent what are your problems. And and -- ways to open up a.

By the way I could use of corn bread.

I was separated at birth. And BA commissioner David Kearns and promised mumbled letting no panacea Mumbai graduates. If you give the board of having kids data and do a great mosque and what -- heavy weapons.

Where the shovel arms. That's from last fall uses this is in two months he's not Winston Churchill but. He's speaking so I coherently -- city will host surprise surprise. -- celebration tomorrow at 11 AM. No mention of ducks either -- people writing in ducks that the Red Sox victory. --

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I'm Shamir made sport over by the way at seven that Associated Press story about the guy it was stealing the frozen lobsters that he was charged with. Keep the largely PE TIT. It didn't say petty larceny it's -- fifty hours of.

Now all the same radio and not me in the rumble in the -- when he stumbled on something it's. Appeared Paul Brown is that when you get to the end -- that before.

I thought they had a comment that he you know. I've got a lot of respect here today to blur people a second guessing me right on down the line I didn't. I don't need this kind of thing you know -- a from a legend in my own mind here.

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It I need my -- laugh track here happy when you work on it tonight. What you -- a laugh track installed the like you just press -- First what hysterical laughter that will be number two. -- okay it's red button Israeli.

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where's Carey at the game last night by the way nor any -- says. He was at that game -- the game about ten days ago but I don't know if he was their last night.

John Kerry is a very close friend of mine we've been friends for years.

And man now he says your confused. If you've lost your bearings and you're wandering around Florida.

They're -- that the Kevin Garnett.

I give him points for coming up with the -- reference. -- the attack and died.

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How many times do we think the Celtics are going to be but as many times as -- Jimmy Cagney was backed up on top of the fire he it was vitally.

Yeah it and amended complaint and they. -- That's Democrats and liberals and mumbled -- But it is exactly that commitment but not a.

I really feel sorry for that guy he he missed the first hour and a half plus of the show. Which you know I think probably cemented my victory. And by. One my campaign to go into the radio Hall of Fame it was it was brilliant there's just no question about it it's. The the Winston Churchill museum has asked for copies of the first hour and a half of the show it was it was worth -- Above and beyond the call of duty --

And that prisoners -- Anderson. -- how is that you have the education bill would.

Excuse me I'm right you're right it was it was the union prisoners of -- and -- excuse me I apologize. That little thing she -- like the first Award winning our show that they heard their thoughts no I think that was nice that I -- said that yesterday.

Obama got a lot to do going to be -- seven days. So there's going to be a lot of people of the state of shock of state emergency data execution -- of denial state of depression. And Obama's gonna be sure good to want stars on the flag -- could face and anti.

Wobble -- can so little schools via two worst dates for chapter eleven chapter seven. The bankruptcy laws. A lot of people in those states.

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